Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Under Construction

Pardon our dust...we are attempting to find a better blog template.

Thanks,

Management

Monday, February 14, 2011

Spring Fever

I just wanted to let everyone know, I’ve been self-diagnosed with Spring Fever and it doesn’t look good. In fact I’m pretty sure it’s terminal. In case you were formerly unaware of SF here are the facts: It affects millions of gardeners and their families every year. It’s like a cruel, cunning beast that pounces out of nowhere and knocks you flat on your back.

“No, no! Lemme go!” you scream.

But it just laughs in your face and taunts you. “Too bad it’s still winter. Think of all the seeds you could be planting”.

Yeah, it's telepathic. Yeah, it's real. And yeah, if you're not freaked out you should be. I've already started sending out funeral invitations. I just wonder how much that pine box will cost...